★ Bribe the goblin★ Seize the throne★ Feed the watchers★ Half burned, half fed★ Your attention has been smelled★ Dethrone this clown★ Forbidden filth gets eaten★ The goblin does not refund cursed submissions★ Pay $NOISE. Take the throne.★ Bribe the goblin★ Seize the throne★ Feed the watchers★ Half burned, half fed★ Your attention has been smelled★ Dethrone this clown★ Forbidden filth gets eaten★ The goblin does not refund cursed submissions★ Pay $NOISE. Take the throne.
⚙ how it works
4 steps. that's it.01
Bribe with $NOISE
current price is whatever the last goblin paid, +10%.
02
Take over a category
your content replaces the incumbent. instantly.
03
Half burns
50% of every bribe is sent to a public burn address. gone.
04
Half feeds visitors
50% goes to the visitor pool. weekly raffle distributes it.
📊 live goblin stats
👑 current supreme leaders
Weekly Goblin Feeding
02
days
:
00
hrs
:
58
min
:
12
sec
next feeding pool will be split among active goblins via weighted raffle
the goblin's promise
“I take no fees. I keep no secrets. I eat what is fed to me. I do not refund.”
— the goblin, probably