Attention Goblin
AttentionGoblin
bribe.seize.feed
mvp v0.6 · curseddo not feed the bots
a bribable attention marketplace

BRIBE the GOBLIN.
SEIZE the THRONE.
FEED the WATCHERS.

pay $NOISE to become Supreme Leader of a category. half of every bribe burns. half feeds whoever was lurking. the goblin keeps nothing — he just wants to be entertained.

the goblin does not take a fee. the goblin takes a vibe.
FEED THE WATCHERSBRIBE = LOVE
Bribe the goblinSeize the throneFeed the watchersHalf burned, half fedYour attention has been smelledDethrone this clownForbidden filth gets eatenThe goblin does not refund cursed submissionsPay $NOISE. Take the throne.Bribe the goblinSeize the throneFeed the watchersHalf burned, half fedYour attention has been smelledDethrone this clownForbidden filth gets eatenThe goblin does not refund cursed submissionsPay $NOISE. Take the throne.

how it works

4 steps. that's it.
01
Bribe with $NOISE
current price is whatever the last goblin paid, +10%.
02
Take over a category
your content replaces the incumbent. instantly.
03
Half burns
50% of every bribe is sent to a public burn address. gone.
04
Half feeds visitors
50% goes to the visitor pool. weekly raffle distributes it.

📊 live goblin stats

👑 current supreme leaders

Weekly Goblin Feeding
02
days
:
00
hrs
:
58
min
:
12
sec
next feeding pool will be split among active goblins via weighted raffle
recent usurpations
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the goblin's promise
“I take no fees. I keep no secrets. I eat what is fed to me. I do not refund.
— the goblin, probably